Ridiculousness comes at a cost. That cost is your sleeves. Worth it

On August 15th the sleeves come off and the beer guts come out. We heard you’ve been dying to bust out that ACDC shirt for just the right occasion. Well, wax your T-Top because we are bringing back the 3rd not-so-annual Dirt Bag Party CARNIVAL from 6-11 p.m.

Each of you dirty birds will have the option to compete in our dirt bag carnival games. This gives the opportunity for others to take pictures and videos to instasnapbook you looking like total awesomeness. The top two competitors will win.. something. And the last place winner will also win.. something. We’re working on it. Each player will compete in five total activities, which makes this the perfect time to show off your random talent capabilities while wearing enough AquaNet to be a fire hazard for the entire Kittitas Valley. It’s a point driven system, so the more you play the greater your chances of winning.

We will provide other activities that will only enhance your dirt baggyness, such as, hot dog eating contest, cake walk, ghetto dunk tank, and beer can smash. We’ve eloquently paired these items with the most pristine music provided by Heavy Metal Mullet and Cobra Hawk. The ‘Burg (88.1 FM) will be there to ensure we have all the Poison and Motley Crue you can handle.

Food: Tacos Chalingos, Brisket BBQ, and Just Dogs (+plus hamburgers) will be there to ensure you have sustenance to keep you going through the night.

The first 150 people will receive a custom dirt bag glass, don’t wait much longer to get your tickets. or do. Sign ups are at: https://ironhorsebrewery.ticketleap.com/the-dirtbag-carnival-iron-horse-brewery/dates/Aug-15-2015_at_0600PM

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