FWD: FWD: FWD: YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE IHB BEER TRUCK ANNOUNCING OUR NEW GRAMPS HAZY IPA

FWD: FWD: FWD: YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE IHB BEER TRUCK ANNOUNCING OUR NEW GRAMPS HAZY IPA

 

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ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 OF YOUR FRIENDS, INCLUDING WHO SENT IT TO U IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU LIKE OUR BEER TOO MUCH!

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU’LL BE CURSED WITH 5 YEARS OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO HAVE A ONE OF OUR BEERS! SO PASS IT ON. HIT WHOEVER YOU THINK LIKES OUR BEER OR JUST ENJOYS AN ALL CAPS CHAIN OF TEXT.

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On Mon, Jan 15, 2018 at 10:03 AM, Iron Horse Brewery <website@ironhorsebrewery.com> wrote:

>>>DID YOU FORWARD THE BEER TRUCK?? IF NOT, DO NOT READ ANYMORE. GO BACK AND FORWARD THIS NEWS TO ALL YOUR BEER FRIENDS NOW.

WE’RE INTRODUCING THE GRAMPS HAZY IPA IN A STYLE THAT’S APPROPRIATE FOR ITS NAME: ALL CAPS WITH SOME EXTRA PUNCTUATION!!! BECAUSE YOU KNOW GRAMPS LOVES TO JUST HIT THAT CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND LEAVE IT ON…

On Mon, Jan 15, 2018 at 10:02 AM, Iron Horse Brewery <website@ironhorsebrewery.com> wrote:

>GRAMPS HAZY IPA IS PART OF THE EXTENDED FAMILY SERIES, A NEW LIMITED RUN SEASONAL IPA TRACK CELEBRATING THE PEOPLE YOU SEE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH, BUT DON’T TELL YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS TO.

On Mon, Jan 15, 2018 at 9:58 AM, Iron Horse Brewery <website@ironhorsebrewery.com> wrote:

>THIS BEER IS AS CLEAR AS A CATARACT ON YOUR GRAND DAD’S 85 YEAR OLD EYES, BUT DESPITE IT BEING MORE CLOUDY THAN HIS MEMORY DURING A NEW ENGLAND STORM THIS BEER MAKES YOU FEEL DAMNED GOOD WHENEVER  YOU ARE AROUND IT. IT HAS A DELICIOUS TROPICAL & STONE FRUIT TASTE AND AROMA. YOU’LL DIG IT.

GRAMPS HAZY IPA IS AVAILABLE JAN, FEB, MAR, APR.

5.8% ABV, 50 IBU

BEST PAIRED WITH FAMILY REUNIONS AND FORWARDED EMAIL CHAINS. GRAB A PAIR OF SLIPPERS AND STRETCH OUT IN THE NEAREST RECLINER.

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 >>>>>FWD THIS ON: ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 OF YOUR FRIENDS, INCLUDING WHO SENT IT TO U IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU LIKE OUR BEER TOO MUCH! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU’LL BE CURSED WITH 5 YEARS OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO HAVE A ONE OF OUR BEERS! SO PASS IT ON. HIT WHOEVER YOU THINK LIKES OUR BEER OR JUST ENJOYS AN ALL CAPS CHAIN OF TEXT.

JOIN US FOR OUR IPA PARTY ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 26TH AT 6 P.M. AT [ THE PUB ] TO TRY GRAMPS IPA & OUR NEW HAND CANNON IPA. HEAD BREWER TYSON WILL BE THERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEERS YOU ARE DRINKING.

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