Greg Parker

Head Honcho

What’s your favorite style of beer?
Style is for beer dorks or people that are afraid of uncertainty. I like beer, especially when it is mine.

What song do you never get tired of listening to?
I haven’t found one yet, but I can tell you that I am tired of listening to all country music before it even starts playing.

If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you would do?
Buy a new brewhouse, an east wing for our production facility, the elks building for a tasting room, a forklift, an S-Works Enduro, a wastewater pretreatment system, a sportsmobile, a window for Jared and Rikki, solatubes for the production staff, A/C for the production staff, a downhill bike for my kid and a new t-shirt. Then I would go mountain biking.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
I can’t remember, I just had a mountain biking accident. But when I watch my kids, I wish I was able to completely lose it and laugh like a bastard over silly stuff like them. It looks so fun.

What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People that have emotions and needs, coaster collectors, and when people pass me on the freeway and there is no one else around but still pulls right in front of me, WTF?! does my car have a sign on it that says I hate my paint job and unchipped glass, please pull right in front of me to get rid of these things that I loathe, or are you that shitty of a driver?